She insists
Chivalry is not dead!
after a cab driver
by some miracle of modern technology
opened the cab door for her
It's your cleavage I said
The outright buoyancy
Malibu Barbie with a Tennessee twang
meets
the San Francisco barista poetaster
You're from New York, huh?
Why does everybody ask me that?
Maybe because you can be a real dick?
I didn't know being a dick
had geographical origins
We're depleted after
hungover sex
Entwined
on top of her Kia bunk beds
when the clock-radio
started blaring about a
terrorist attack
on the World Trade Center in New York City
What a coincidence, that's where I'm from!
Shhh! My brother's wife's uncle
works in one of those buildings!
So dramatic
I didn't know anybody in New York
I didn't like New Yorkers
since they were all Yankees fans
Bunch of assholes
Serves 'em right
Oh my god, you're horrible!
How can you hate the entire
population of a city based on
such a childish theory?
Her accent was so
cute
I wanted to fuck it
so I let her punctilious observation go
But there's always an end
and dwelling in it
is a kind of specialty of mine
I broke up with her because she liked to entertain
a retinue of male admirers
before noon on weekend mornings
when I
preferred it quiet
the hammers in my eardrums
from carousing away the night
barely subsided
Stop being such a grouch! So annoying...
We were watching
the last season of The Sopranos
Drinking cheap champagne
and it was raining
when I realized she was just another
in a line of false replacements
for the Chrissie Hyndes and Tatum O'Neals of my youth
I stood up suddenly and walked out
the door
Lit an American Spirit and started up Fremont Ave
towards 45th
I could feel her
behind me
barefoot on the sidewalk in her pjs
shivering and watching my figure recede
I didn't turn around to look back
So dramatic
The poetry and prose of Jay Passer has appeared in print and online periodicals, magazines and anthologies, in subterranean basements and restroom stalls, cave walls and space shuttles, since 1988. He is the author of 15 collections of words, symbols, diatribes, missives, isms, schisms, rain drizzles and blood fizzles. A cook by trade, he's also dabbled in daubs, photo-montage, reverse feng shui; while flailing at mortician's apprentice, news butcher, and criminal savant. Passer's most recent chap, Son of Alcatraz, released in February of 2024 by Alien Buddha Press, is available from Amazon.