I am the very model of a modern major radio star.
I’ve information. I am a Pooh Bear. I puff Gauloises
and my poesies are on demand
with a much venerated mustache to boot.
I topple high society reaching dizzying Olympus Mons.
I think I bring war’s hammer to the world
with every word from my silky, sensual honeyed lips,
my slips and heels and lipstick too.
But my tease does not serve you.
I could stand atop a bar waving my hairy hips
over your bourbon and Coors Light,
and flavor your beverage with such delight—
that you’d reject me.
Instead I cling to a stripper’s pole, descend,
whirring a hole to China where the rice is warm,
and the birds are cold.
They will watch me make changes divine.
I am rose of May. I am MacBeth. I am most anyone
to impress.
Strip this artifice what do you find?
Leave with your questions, close the curtains,
none of this is mine.