WHAT THE FUCKING
FUCK IS WRONG
WITH YOU SERFS?!
THIS IS NOT
HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO REACT TO
THE MURDER OF
ONE OF YOUR
SUPERIORS!
BRIAN THOMPSON IS
SOMEONE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DREAM ABOUT
BEING!
BRIAN THOMPSON IS
SOMEONE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO ASPIRE TO
BECOME A DOLLAR
STORE VERSION OF!
UBERMENSCH LIKE HIM
HAVE EXACTLY WHAT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO WANT—MILLIONS
OF DOLLARS IN
VARIOUS BANKS,
HOUSES AND SWATHS
OF PROPERTY THAT
YOU'VE GROWN UP
SEEING ON CELEBRITY
REALITY TV SHOWS,
FAMILY, FRIENDS, ASSOCIATES,
AND PARTNERS THAT
YOU CAN JUST
TOSS ASIDE LIKE
COMMON TRASH IF
THEY GET IN
YOUR WAY, AND
THE SECURITY OF
KNOWING THAT THE
GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS
ON YOUR SIDE!
BUT INSTEAD, YOU
PEONS NOW WANT TO
TO CHEER FOR
SOME BUSHY BROW,
BACK-SHOOTING,
PASTA-LOVING ASSHOLE
WHO JUST HAPPENS
TO HAVE THE
SAME NAME AS
SUPER MARIO'S TALLER,
LENNIE-ISH BROTHER?!
ARE YOU FUCKING
JOSHING ME RIGHT
NOW?!
LISTEN, OUR CLASS
HAS ALREADY DEALT
WITH THESE TYPES
OF SITUATIONS BEFORE.
REMEMBER SACCO AND
VANZETTI?
NO?
WELP, PULL UP
THEIR ENTRY ON
WIKIPEDIA, BUDDY, THEN
YOU'LL SEE WHAT
WE DO TO
ATTRACTIVE ITALIAN MEN
WHO FUCK WITH
US!
WE GOT ENOUGH
JUDGE WEBSTER THAYER-
TYPES OUT THERE
THAT WILL ENSURE
THAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
WILL FRY ONE
WAY OR ANOTHER!
(AND DON’T EVEN
GET US STARTED
ON ALEXANDER
BERKMAN!)
IN THIS SYSTEM,
YOU'RE EITHER A
PEASANT OR A
PARASITE!
PARASITES GET A
BAD REP—THEY
ARE, IN FACT,
THE SUPERIOR BEINGS,
BECAUSE THEY KNOW
HOW TO MAKE
A LIVING OFF
OF YOU MORONS!
YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE
LIVING AS YOU
SHOULD BY "WORKING",
HAVING "MORALS" AND
"IDEALS", OR ENGAGING
IN ARTS, ENTERTAINMENT,
AND RELATIONSHIPS, BUT
WE KNOW IT'S
ALL ABOUT
MONEY,
CONTROL,
AND
INFLUENCE!
JESUS, WHY ARE
WE EVEN BOTHERING
TRYING TO LECTURE
YOU DULLARDS?!
YOU LOSERS WILL
NEVER GET ON
OUR LEVEL!
SO GO DO
THE USUAL
DUMB SHIT YOU
DO TO COPE
WITH NOT BEING
PART OF THE
RULING CLASS:
GET INTO INANE
ONLINE POLITICAL ARGUMENTS,
WITH SOMEONE WHO’S
LIKELY A BOT,
OR MILKING YOU
FOR CONTENT!
VOTE TO DEFUND
YOUR PUBLIC SERVICES
AND STRUCTURES WHILE
GIVING MORE TAX
MONEY TO THE
COPS AND MILITARY!
JOIN THE PROUD
BOYS, PATRIOT FRONT,
OR SOME OTHER
MILITIA OF WHITE
TRASH MORONS, AND
PRETEND YOU'RE TOUGH!
BAN BOOKS, AND
THREATEN LIBRARIES THAT
HOST DRAG QUEEN
STORY HOURS!
OBSESS OVER WOKENESS,
DEI, OR SOME
OTHER BUZZWORD WE'RE
PROPAGATING THIS WEEK!
WATCH TIM ALLEN'S
NEWEST SHOW, WHICH
IS BASICALLY ANOTHER
REMAKE OF HOME
IMPROVEMENT!
BLAST TOM MCDONALD'S
LATEST VIRAL HIT
WHILE EXPLAINING HOW
YOU "USUALLY HATE
RAP, BUT..."!
CLENCH YOUR FISTS
AS YOU IMAGINE
BLM AND ANTIFA
INVADING YOUR HOA
NEIGHBORHOOD OR METH-
RIDDEN COUNTRY BURB!
BLAME UNIONS, IMMIGRANTS,
AND YOUNG PEOPLE
INSTEAD OF THE
GREED PIGS WHO
LORD OVER YOU
FOR LOSING YOUR
DAY JOB!
KEEP LIKING, SHARING
AND SUBSCRIBING TO
EVERY FASCIST GRIFTER
THAT POPS UP
ON YOUR SOCIAL
MEDIA FEEDS!
DO NOT GOOGLE
“PROPAGANDA OF THE DEED”!
AND IF YOU
REALLY WANT TO
KILL SOMEONE, THEN
GO BECOME THE
NEXT KYLE SHITTENHOUSE,
OR SHOOT UP
A SCHOOL, STORE,
FESTIVAL, OR SOME
OTHER PLACE WHERE
LARGE GATHERINGS OF
PEOPLE OCCUR!
STICK TO KILLING
YOUR OWN CLASS,
STUPID!
YOU'LL HAVE OUR
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!
etc.
GARRET SCHUELKE is a writer, podcaster, and musician that currently resides in Grand Rapids, Michigan. He is the author of the GODAN series (Bakunin Incorporated), Anamakee (Riot Forge Studios, 2016), Whup Jamboree: Stories (Elmblad Media Group, 2017), and three ebooks. He is also the host of The Garret Schuelke Podcast, The Cheeseburger Blues: An Exploration into Dad Blues Rock, and A Riot of My Own. He makes music under the moniker Neobeatglory.
To learn more, visit Garret Schuelke’s official website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
