Thursday, May 29, 2025
Can You Spare The Parts Along With Me? By John Patrick Robbins
Wednesday, May 28, 2025
Watching the gods cry__after By Merritt Waldon
for mayakovsky
A long drawn out sigh
Divinity finger in irritated eye
Watch the soul vibrate
Hear the drone of fate
Against the backbone whistle
Brain matter pistol
A long drawn out sigh
Watching the gods cry
Merritt Waldon is Southern Indiana poet who has been published in Road Dawgz, Sun Poetic Times,
The Brooklyn Rail, Be About It Zine, River Dog #1, Sparring with Beatnik Ghosts, Americans & others anthology fourth edition, Crisis Chronicles, Cajun Mutt Press, Thye Rye Whiskey Review, and Fearless!.
At midnight Christmas night 2020, cajun mutt press released Oracles from a Strange Fire by Ron Whitehead & Merritt. He lives in Austin, Indiana.
Tuesday, April 8, 2025
Translating the Media Reaction to the Assassination of Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson By Garret Schuelke
WHAT THE FUCKING
FUCK IS WRONG
WITH YOU SERFS?!
THIS IS NOT
HOW YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO REACT TO
THE MURDER OF
ONE OF YOUR
SUPERIORS!
BRIAN THOMPSON IS
SOMEONE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO DREAM ABOUT
BEING!
BRIAN THOMPSON IS
SOMEONE YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO ASPIRE TO
BECOME A DOLLAR
STORE VERSION OF!
UBERMENSCH LIKE HIM
HAVE EXACTLY WHAT
YOU'RE SUPPOSED
TO WANT—MILLIONS
OF DOLLARS IN
VARIOUS BANKS,
HOUSES AND SWATHS
OF PROPERTY THAT
YOU'VE GROWN UP
SEEING ON CELEBRITY
REALITY TV SHOWS,
FAMILY, FRIENDS, ASSOCIATES,
AND PARTNERS THAT
YOU CAN JUST
TOSS ASIDE LIKE
COMMON TRASH IF
THEY GET IN
YOUR WAY, AND
THE SECURITY OF
KNOWING THAT THE
GOVERNMENT IS ALWAYS
ON YOUR SIDE!
BUT INSTEAD, YOU
PEONS NOW WANT TO
TO CHEER FOR
SOME BUSHY BROW,
BACK-SHOOTING,
PASTA-LOVING ASSHOLE
WHO JUST HAPPENS
TO HAVE THE
SAME NAME AS
SUPER MARIO'S TALLER,
LENNIE-ISH BROTHER?!
ARE YOU FUCKING
JOSHING ME RIGHT
NOW?!
LISTEN, OUR CLASS
HAS ALREADY DEALT
WITH THESE TYPES
OF SITUATIONS BEFORE.
REMEMBER SACCO AND
VANZETTI?
NO?
WELP, PULL UP
THEIR ENTRY ON
WIKIPEDIA, BUDDY, THEN
YOU'LL SEE WHAT
WE DO TO
ATTRACTIVE ITALIAN MEN
WHO FUCK WITH
US!
WE GOT ENOUGH
JUDGE WEBSTER THAYER-
TYPES OUT THERE
THAT WILL ENSURE
THAT THIS MOTHERFUCKER
WILL FRY ONE
WAY OR ANOTHER!
(AND DON’T EVEN
GET US STARTED
ON ALEXANDER
BERKMAN!)
IN THIS SYSTEM,
YOU'RE EITHER A
PEASANT OR A
PARASITE!
PARASITES GET A
BAD REP—THEY
ARE, IN FACT,
THE SUPERIOR BEINGS,
BECAUSE THEY KNOW
HOW TO MAKE
A LIVING OFF
OF YOU MORONS!
YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE
LIVING AS YOU
SHOULD BY "WORKING",
HAVING "MORALS" AND
"IDEALS", OR ENGAGING
IN ARTS, ENTERTAINMENT,
AND RELATIONSHIPS, BUT
WE KNOW IT'S
ALL ABOUT
MONEY,
CONTROL,
AND
INFLUENCE!
JESUS, WHY ARE
WE EVEN BOTHERING
TRYING TO LECTURE
YOU DULLARDS?!
YOU LOSERS WILL
NEVER GET ON
OUR LEVEL!
SO GO DO
THE USUAL
DUMB SHIT YOU
DO TO COPE
WITH NOT BEING
PART OF THE
RULING CLASS:
GET INTO INANE
ONLINE POLITICAL ARGUMENTS,
WITH SOMEONE WHO’S
LIKELY A BOT,
OR MILKING YOU
FOR CONTENT!
VOTE TO DEFUND
YOUR PUBLIC SERVICES
AND STRUCTURES WHILE
GIVING MORE TAX
MONEY TO THE
COPS AND MILITARY!
JOIN THE PROUD
BOYS, PATRIOT FRONT,
OR SOME OTHER
MILITIA OF WHITE
TRASH MORONS, AND
PRETEND YOU'RE TOUGH!
BAN BOOKS, AND
THREATEN LIBRARIES THAT
HOST DRAG QUEEN
STORY HOURS!
OBSESS OVER WOKENESS,
DEI, OR SOME
OTHER BUZZWORD WE'RE
PROPAGATING THIS WEEK!
WATCH TIM ALLEN'S
NEWEST SHOW, WHICH
IS BASICALLY ANOTHER
REMAKE OF HOME
IMPROVEMENT!
BLAST TOM MCDONALD'S
LATEST VIRAL HIT
WHILE EXPLAINING HOW
YOU "USUALLY HATE
RAP, BUT..."!
CLENCH YOUR FISTS
AS YOU IMAGINE
BLM AND ANTIFA
INVADING YOUR HOA
NEIGHBORHOOD OR METH-
RIDDEN COUNTRY BURB!
BLAME UNIONS, IMMIGRANTS,
AND YOUNG PEOPLE
INSTEAD OF THE
GREED PIGS WHO
LORD OVER YOU
FOR LOSING YOUR
DAY JOB!
KEEP LIKING, SHARING
AND SUBSCRIBING TO
EVERY FASCIST GRIFTER
THAT POPS UP
ON YOUR SOCIAL
MEDIA FEEDS!
DO NOT GOOGLE
“PROPAGANDA OF THE DEED”!
AND IF YOU
REALLY WANT TO
KILL SOMEONE, THEN
GO BECOME THE
NEXT KYLE SHITTENHOUSE,
OR SHOOT UP
A SCHOOL, STORE,
FESTIVAL, OR SOME
OTHER PLACE WHERE
LARGE GATHERINGS OF
PEOPLE OCCUR!
STICK TO KILLING
YOUR OWN CLASS,
STUPID!
YOU'LL HAVE OUR
THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!
etc.
GARRET SCHUELKE is a writer, podcaster, and musician that currently resides in Grand Rapids, Michigan. He is the author of the GODAN series (Bakunin Incorporated), Anamakee (Riot Forge Studios, 2016), Whup Jamboree: Stories (Elmblad Media Group, 2017), and three ebooks. He is also the host of The Garret Schuelke Podcast, The Cheeseburger Blues: An Exploration into Dad Blues Rock, and A Riot of My Own. He makes music under the moniker Neobeatglory.
To learn more, visit Garret Schuelke’s official website: garretschuelke.tumblr.com
Monday, March 31, 2025
Adam Heart Mother By Kevin M. Hibshman
Poking with a stick.
Looking for the crevice that started everything.
A vague meandering led to the science of destruction.
Big budget nightmares for everyone.
Let's do something they cannot erase.
In this tattle-tale age of surveillance, let's be sneaky.
I'm messed up about the past.
Let's put on some acid jazz.
Come to the cabin in Summer.
It's a bit of a fixer-upper.
Hey, bring whatever you can, man.
The stars are great here.
So are the fireflies.
I'll let you in on a secret.
These people are weird.
These people are missing something.
That certain component that makes you human.
Half of their brains are missing.
They are oddly compliant, pleasantly lobotomized.
They never listened to folk songs from the 60's.
I just want to feel wild like nobody's child.
Will you help me defy them?
Don't fret about having destroyed your liver.
Come down here.
We'll find a river.
I have enough to get by.
We'll take a stroll through the old campsite.
Sorry to digress.
Its no longer about protest.
It's all entwined in feeling.
I got a connection.
Maintain your reflexes.
Stay fast and funky man.
Get as loose as you can and we'll go swimming.
Friday, March 28, 2025
Charged By April Ridge
How do you ground the notion of love?
First
you connect two to three hearts
with battery wires,
ensuring they are fastened
tight enough to
zap and zing
one another
hard as thousand year old lightning,
dark as lost-for-eons canyons,
deep as a new lover’s eyes
surprised at midnight,
sleeping over for the first time
when you invite them
as they’re saying their goodbyes.
After time,
love either grounds itself
or wasn’t truly love to begin with.
The notion of love
is sometimes taken
to the precipice of
a cliff you can’t afford to climb up to
or dangle precariously from
while awaiting the magic to overcome.
Sometimes you cannot
obtain that love.
Sometimes,
if you’re lucky,
it simply comes
and you just have to work
to keep that spark charged.
April Ridge lives in the expansive hopes and dreams of melancholy rescue cats. She thrives on strong coffee, and lives for danger. In the midst of Indiana pines, she follows her heart out to the horizon of reality and hopes never to return to the misty sands of the nightmarish 9 to 5. April aspires to beat seasonal depression with a well-carved stick, and to one day experience the splendor of the Cucumber Magnolia tree in bloom.
Tuesday, March 25, 2025
The Revolution by Night by Alex S. Johnson
The leaves scuttle, are singed
and the meat is pink if you
Stab it just a bit
it oozes blood
Like your tender
astronomy
A side of sidereal, cosmicomic
Laughter bursts from the veins, the
green tracery of being netted in a colossal shipwreck of forms
Desire gives way to a blossom of death to time
Where opiate pallor dabs at your cheeks
And you reach for an cigarette jammed
Smartly in its FDR cylinder, the Princess of Pirate Girls with an eyepatch and a hip flask of
Rum-drummer tattoos, watercolors of
rose and leviathan sinking slowly beneath the waves of
The sun.
Alex S. Johnson was dubbed "The Baudelaire of our time" by John Shirley, screenwriter with David J. Schow of the 1994 cult classic horror film The Crow starring Brandon Lee in his final performance, and has been trying to live up to that beautiful comparison ever since. He lives in Carmichael, California with his family.
Thursday, March 20, 2025
The sacrifice__for Neeli Cherkovski By Merritt Waldon
Crashing mind
Descends from lofty
Climb
Wildly landing against loam
The crackling bone
Dreaming wanderers
The howling blue dog star
Of yore
As we begin the adventure
Of lore
See the dancers
Mute sirens hypnotizing
These eyes with careless
Passionate gyrations
Pirouettes
Leaps spins
bows
Offering the joyful
Sacrifice of bodies
To an eternal
Idea
Merritt Waldon is Southern Indiana poet who has been published in Road Dawgz, Sun Poetic Times,
The Brooklyn Rail, Be About It Zine, River Dog #1, Sparring with Beatnik Ghosts, Americans & others anthology fourth edition, Crisis Chronicles, Cajun Mutt Press, Thye Rye Whiskey Review, and Fearless!.
At midnight Christmas night 2020, cajun mutt press released Oracles from a Strange Fire by Ron Whitehead & Merritt. He lives in Austin, Indiana.
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