scared the shit out of all the others
because they dressed up in various animal costumes
so that you didn’t just get stabbed but rather
stabbed by a panda bear, a raccoon and a fox
with giant dead cartoon eyes that betrayal nothing
as they walked the streets and sliced people to pieces
and like any gang, they were recruiting all the time,
and one afternoon some kids came upon some Furries
jumping in a new member; a duck turtling up with its
beak kicked in while an otter rained down punches
and a lion and a tiger and a kangaroo stomped the duck
right there at the part in the middle of
the afternoon.
About Ryan Quinn Flanagan:
Ryan Quinn Flanagan guards the Northern Wall for The Frat with his army of horny unicorns and 4/5ths of the Village People. His private jet is a tax write-off and most of his first edition moose dulaps as well. He is Scott's Simmons' father and wants Scott to know that he has been a very naughty boy and to get the spanking paddle out of the closet.
Oh my goodness! That was so weird and scary, but I liked it. Two Thumbs Up!
ReplyDeleteFurries beating up other Furries. Interesting. I thought Furries were all about kinky sex.
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