Monday, August 2, 2021

In the Groove by Daniel S. Irwin

Ya gotta be a little unique or
Original to be in the groove.
Regular grind is just too bland.
Conformity levels the field
So absolutes can rise above
The plain of mundane masses.
Is it, weed kills, Jesus saves?
We heard all that before.  But,
Maybe Jesus kills, weed saves.
Pate de foie gras is actually
Made from enlarged goose livers
Created by shoving loads
Of goose feed down the
Goose’s throat.  No, really.
My liver might be ready
After all the false truths and
Half promises I’ve been fed.




Daniel S. Irwin, a native of Sparta, Illinois.  Retired military.  Dudeist priest.  Dedicated heathen. Work published in over one hundred magazines and journals world wide.  Founder of The Hardened Sailors’ School of Vulgar Vernacular (now disbanded). Latest work can be found at/in Horror, Sleaze, Trash Magazine, Beatnik Cowboy, Cajun Mutt, The Rye Whiskey Review.  


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