With a reputation for being
A studly man, a sex fiend and
A master of the lapping tongue,
As well as, commander of the
Magic ultra-satisfying hot dick,
A man could easily find himself
Desired by all wanton woman.
My question being, of course,
Where can a guy pick up one
Of them thar reputations?
But then, ya know, my life is
Already complicated enough.
I found me a fine, lusty woman,
‘Hot to trot’, as they say, and
Dang it, the rubber machine
At the gas station don’t take
The Bitcoin. So much for my
Up to date financial savvy.
A studly man, a sex fiend and
A master of the lapping tongue,
As well as, commander of the
Magic ultra-satisfying hot dick,
A man could easily find himself
Desired by all wanton woman.
My question being, of course,
Where can a guy pick up one
Of them thar reputations?
But then, ya know, my life is
Already complicated enough.
I found me a fine, lusty woman,
‘Hot to trot’, as they say, and
Dang it, the rubber machine
At the gas station don’t take
The Bitcoin. So much for my
Up to date financial savvy.
Daniel S. Irwin, a native of Sparta, Illinois. Retired military. Dudeist priest. Dedicated heathen. Work published in over one hundred magazines and journals world wide. Founder of The Hardened Sailors’ School of Vulgar Vernacular (now disbanded). Latest work can be found at/in Horror, Sleaze, Trash Magazine, Beatnik Cowboy, Cajun Mutt, The Rye Whiskey Review.
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