Wednesday, August 9, 2023

Bowl of Black Petunias by Michael Lee Johnson

If you must leave me, please

leave me for something special,

like a beautiful bowl of black petunias

for when the memories leak

and cracks appear

and old memories fade,

flowers rebuff bloom,

sidewalks fester weeds

and we both lie down

separately from each other 

for the very last time.







Michael Lee Johnson lived ten years in Canada during the Vietnam era. Today he is a poet in the greater Chicagoland area, IL.  He has 284 YouTube poetry videos. Michael Lee Johnson is an internationally published poet in 44 countries, a song lyricist, has several published poetry books, has been nominated for 6 Pushcart Prize awards, and 6 Best of the Net nominations. He is editor-in-chief of 3 poetry anthologies, all available on Amazon, and has several poetry books and chapbooks. He has over 453 published poems. Michael is the administrator of 6 Facebook Poetry groups. Member Illinois State Poetry Society: http://www.illinoispoets.org/.

Sunday, August 6, 2023

The 3000 Pound Poetess by Toni Parisi

Fell yesterday and it created a small typhoon in Japan.
This alerted Godzilla who upon taking one look at the source of this commotion told the Japanese government.

Fuck this job! I quit!





Toni Parisi is from Alexandria Virginia she does not consider herself a writer more so a hot-mess that tries to write.

Saturday, August 5, 2023

At My 50th Class Reunion by Wayne F. Burke

no one mentions that
I was the Class President.
No one at the table has anything
to say; no one seems to have heard
anything I said--
the girl that hated me
in High School, hates me
still; the guy that wanted to punch me
out, still wants to, but
still lacks the guts; the
cheer-leading sluts ignore
me--as they had back when;
the class vice-President runs the
show, as he had wanted to 
in High School
(but lacked the savvy).
The ones who never left
town, are the many;
those of us who did
leave, the few.
Everyone I hoped to see
is elsewhere or
dead.
It is deja vu
all over again.







Wayne F. Burke's poetry has been widely published in print and online (including in THE DAILY DOPE FIEND). He is author of eight collections of poetry--most recently BLACK SUMMER, Spartan Press, 2021. He lives in Vermont (USA).

Friday, August 4, 2023

The City That Never Loved Me by Kevin M. Hibshman

We held hands intermittently like two awkward,
crushing teenagers after years of exchanging backward glances.

I felt your hear beat and smelled your fears rising like steam through the gutters.
I lived both within and without you.

Our flirtatious dalliances I've long outgrown.

Your charms have worn thin.
I now require a house that can be a home.






Kevin M. Hibshman has had poems published in many journals and magazines world wide. In addition, he has edited his poetry zine, Fearless, since 1990 and is the author of sixteen chapbooks including Love Sex Death Dreams (Green Bean Press, 2000) and Incessant Shining (Alternating Current, 2011). 

 His current book Cease To Destroy is out now and available on Amazon from Whiskey City Press. 


Thursday, August 3, 2023

Louie Louie by Mark James Andrews

“Loowee Loowee”
red headed Bridget
was singing it that way
through her cigarette
at a basement house party
in the dangerous 8th grade
where our heads were exploding
with the bomb of electric guitar
“Dun-Dun-Dun….Dun-Dun
Dun-Dun-Dun…Dun-Dun”
of the Kingsmen with the slurring
wide-open words of the vocal
“What is he singing?
What was THAT word?”
everybody was asking 
so I was heating up the springtime
for the kids in my neighborhood
with my scribblings of the “dirty words”
which were being copied in class
by everybody and passed around
back and forth, desk to desk
trying to make something happen
in our world, anything at all
and I was feeling my power with words
in my school where “U” was the flunk grade
which was always my grade in “Conduct”
at Holy Name of Jesus “grade school”
and at the party “Louie Louie” (no comma)
was on repeat for all of us juiced up 
by the frantic line before the guitar solo 
in the middle “Let’s give it to ‘em right now!”
so we had the 45 rpm “Single”  
on repeat on the record player
the needle coming down over and over 
because the words on the album version
were different being all cleaned up
and now I was dancing with Bridget
doing my geeky version of “The Pony”
and she was lip syncing the verses
and I was straining hard on her lips
because I wasn’t wearing my glasses
and Bridget was opening her mouth wider
her top teeth biting down on her bottom lip
her tongue appearing as pink as her lipstick
“Every night at 10 I lay her again
Fuck my girl all kind of ways”
and she sang it like that, like the guy’s words
and she was eye to eye with me swaying
on her high heels for me helpless, helpless
in some kind of daze, in a trance of lust
and I knew that if it wasn’t for writing up 
my own take on “Loowee Loowee”
she wouldn’t be dancing with me 
with her eyelids painted metallic green
in her hiked up skirt and nylons
when I was used to staring at her
in her uniform checkered school jumper
secretly looking up from the paperback 
I was hiding and reading at my desk
“Timeless Tales of Gods and Heroes” 
and I knew she could perform miracles
raise me from the dead if she wanted.




Mark James Andrews lives and writes in Metro Detroit.  He is the author of five chapbooks,At the Ice Cow Queen on Mack (Alien Buddha Press), So I Lit a Fire for The Last Thanksgiving
(Alien Buddha Press), Motor City is Burning & Other Rock & Roll Poems (Gimmick Press), Compendium 20/20 (Deadly Chaps) and Burning Trash (Pudding House Press), as well as a
poetry recording Brylcreem Sandwich (Bandcamp).

Monday, July 10, 2023

Shruburban Apocalypse by Terrence Sykes

is there ever a good time for the arrival
of the catastrophic Apocalypse
perhaps best to wait until after tea time
for unfolding unknown Revelations

for there is laundry yet to be folded
that toilet in the den needs scrubbing
those library books are due tomorrow
should return the neighbor’s plasticware
forgot if the newspaper was brought in

already burned the supper casserole
so now is as good as ever for me
but before it all goes down and over
let me slip on something a bit nicer
don’t forget to change your underwear






Terrence Sykes was born and raised in the rural coal mining area of Virginia.  This isolation brings the theme of remembrance to his creations, whether real or imagined.  Other interests include heirloom vegetable research & foraging wild edibles .  His poetry - photography - flash fiction has been published in India, Mauritius,Scotland, Spain and the USA


Saturday, July 8, 2023

Not a Fish by Susan Isla Tepper

Sex sells every product the ad manager tells me.  But you already know that he says checking out my legs.  I uncross them.  Of course I do I tell him.  He knows very well I’ve been in this ad game a while.  What a dumb ass thing for him to say.  I keep my eyes brightly wide and make sure my gums show each time I smile.  Well good then he says.  Then he says sex sells hemorrhoid cream.  Hemorrhoid cream, yes, I can understand that I say.  Ice cream too he says.  Trying to bait me.  I’m not a fish.  Overall he’s pretty pathetic.  Then again so is the ad game.  So I guess that makes me pretty pathetic.  All the garbage gets turned into pearls.  Desirable.  I can hardly wait to get home and take a good dump.  See, I like my own toilet.  What can I say?  It’s my personal oddity.  I am entitled.  He’s staring at my breasts.  I feel like saying could you sell these?  They’re not twenty or thirty or even forty anymore.  Genius could you sell these if you’re so damned talented?

 




Susan Isla Tepper is a twenty years published writer in all genres. Her current project is an Off-Broadway Play on the subject of art and life.





The Green Police By Michael Minassian

My wife and I walk through the neighborhood every morning, pretending we’re the Green Police, marking which houses leave the outside  lights...